I live in northern Rhode Island. It is a hilly town, and my locale is a at a high point. On the right day, with the right conditions, I have a (somewhat) clear view of Wrentham, MA and Franklin, MA. It is in that spirit, that I am pleased to announce my candidacy for the chair of Lieutenant Governor of Massachusetts. I feel that having the view of these towns for close to thirty years has given me all the experience necessary to fill this role at a moments notice. What is it that the Lieutenant Governor does exactly? That doesn't really matter. After all, I'm spunky. I'm a straight shooter who don't take nuthin' from nobody. I'm a bachelor. A baseball bachelor. And you know the difference between a bachelor and a Mass resident? Turn signals.
Addendum: I will be unavailable for all media inquiries until further notice.
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yes, sarah palin is a cunt. i concur.
OR: i saw the coast of lebanon from a beach in cyprus. what's their 2nd in command called? i want to be that.
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